snoipahkat:

okay animal crossing is generally a really chill game and all but fuck me if fishing for shark isnt the most stressful heart-pounding shit like oh my god

(via headlockdriver)

dionthesocialist:

Realistic Erotica: “Please don’t stop,” she moaned just as my fucking hand started to really cramp.

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falcnpunch:

xbox turn off

(microsoft sam voice) im afraid i cant let you do that XxSniperDude69xX (kinect begins firing lasers)

(via thatfuckingcrowv2)

the purge was not good.

very disappointed.