the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

(via willfosho)

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

(via beyoncebeytwice)

alieniverson:

oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do

(via moufwerk)

lion:

sidechick: did u see the pic?

me: what pic?

sidechick: the one of us I put on insta

me: image

(via brotogenic)

Almost two months progress!! Hopefully you can see a difference because I can :)

ostracizedpoodle:

who am i shaving for

(via sniffing)

nevver:

People like us

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

(via v3rvain)

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

(via sandandglass)

constantly afraid that I will always like the other person more than they like me :\

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

image

(via brotogenic)