- Me: oh thats cute
- *checks price tag*
- Me: no its not
okay animal crossing is generally a really chill game and all but fuck me if fishing for shark isnt the most stressful heart-pounding shit like oh my god
Realistic Erotica: “Please don’t stop,” she moaned just as my fucking hand started to really cramp.
xbox turn off
(microsoft sam voice) im afraid i cant let you do that XxSniperDude69xX (kinect begins firing lasers)
the purge was not good.